While we all know Dwight Schrute loves talking about nothing more than these three things, it is actually Jim Halpert who delivers the line, dressed as and impersonating Dwight, in Season 3, episode 20, "Product Recall."

Jim Halpert: (Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight) Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. "Battlestar Galactica."

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?

Jim Halpert: (In confessional) Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11.

Dwight Schrute: (Back at their desks) You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

(Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk)

Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim Halpert: (Imitating Dwight) Michael!

Dwight Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!

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