Hoots Mon was a song written by Harry Robinson and performed by Lord Rockingham's XI. It was a number-one hit single for three weeks in 1958 on the UK Singles Chart. It is a rocked-up version of the traditional Scottish song "A Hundred Pipers". It was also one of the first rock and roll songs to feature the Hammond organ, played by Cherry Wainer.

Lord Rockingham's XI was a group of British session musicians, led by Harry Robinson (1932–1996), created to perform as the resident band on the pop TV programme “Oh Boy!”. “Oh Boy” was one of Britain's first teenage all-music 'live' TV shows produced by Jack Good following up on his earlier TV hit show “Six-Five Special”.

The band also featured Benny Green (born Bernard Green; 9 December 1927, Leeds, Yorkshire – 22 June 1998) a British jazz saxophonist who went on to become a successful radio and TV broadcaster, journalist, critic and author.

The record is mostly instrumental, punctuated by four Scottish phrases spoken in a broad mock-Scots accent, - "och aye", an exclamation meaning "oh yes"; "hoots mon!", an interjection usually meaning "hey man!", "there's a moose loose aboot this hoose" meaning "there's a mouse loose about this house", and "it's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht" meaning "it's a fine, bright moonlit night".

The song was reprised by Bad Manners on their album “Stupidity” released in 2003.

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