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The 25 best two-line jokes you will definitely laugh at

Take a break and look at these funniest two-line jokes ever. They will definitely cheer you up. Keep reading!


It’s very important to be childish from time to time. Humour is an integral part of it. Good jokes help us to relax and communicate with each other. The shorter joke is, the easier it’s to remember. Short funny jokes tell you an entire story in just a few hilarious words. That’s what we need with our fast rhythm of life.

If you like «knock-knock» or simple short jokes, continue reading as you will find some just for you among these 25 best two-line jokes.



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117 Comments
Thomas Begeng
What do Atila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?........same middle name....
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Feb 22, 2019 7:19PM
Chrissy Krainock Luders
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
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Mar 23, 2019 5:55PM
debdeane
Why can't you trust an atom? It makes up everything.
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Apr 23, 2020 10:58AM
granny2be@mazzola.net
Why don’t Chinese people have phone books? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, they are afraid they might wing the wong number.
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Mar 26, 2020 10:57AM
granny2be@mazzola.net
When the duck went to the department store to buy lipstick. What did she tell the salesperson? Put it on my bill.
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Apr 29, 2020 5:41PM
deborahpmercer
I told my cat I was going to teach him how to talk. He asked "Me - How?"
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Jan 20, 2020 5:56AM
Chriss Crockford
I spotted an albino Dalmatian - it was the least I could do.
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Jan 8, 2022 6:31PM
Laurence Smith
I didn't laugh once at the entire list. Awful.
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Sep 25, 2022 6:47PM
Audrey Beck Myers
What did the teddy bear have for supper? Nothing, he was stuffed!
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Aug 31, 2022 10:43PM
Madhuri Agarwal
Thomas Begeng, 👍
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Jul 23, 2022 10:16PM
Julie Domaille
A cannibal child told his Mum 'I don't like Granny' Mum cannibal replied ' well, leave her on the side of your plate then'
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Jul 14, 2022 4:52PM
Julie Domaille
What's black & white and goes up & down? A nun in a lift
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Jul 14, 2022 4:50PM
budderdudder
How do you get a "blonde" on the roof? Tell her the drinks are "on the house"! ( I am a blonde..lol)
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Jul 1, 2022 8:46PM
Helen Dakin
What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug. What do you call a man without a shovel? Dougless
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Mar 15, 2022 5:39PM
Tammy Willsmere
What you call a donkey with three legs, Wonky
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Jan 31, 2022 4:59PM
nickdarcy
Got a job at a chicken dating agency but had to give it up - couldn't make hens meet.
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Jan 20, 2022 8:48PM
erik hughes
"What's the difference between a Rolls Royce and a dead prostitute? I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage..." (Brought to you by "After Life", now showing on Netflix.)
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Jan 18, 2022 6:21PM
Scott Strum
What kind of lights did they have on Noah's Ark? Flood lights!
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Jan 8, 2022 12:25AM
Anthony Russell
The best? Really? Had me thinking of Christmas crackers..
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Jan 2, 2022 5:27PM
Lynda Hunter
Sue Grayson, Typical Christmas cracker jokes really.
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Dec 19, 2021 3:58AM
neilcox
How many letters are there in the alphabet at Christmastime? 25. Because the angel says "Noel".
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Dec 9, 2021 11:39AM

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