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The 25 best two-line jokes you will definitely laugh at

Take a break and look at these funniest two-line jokes ever. They will definitely cheer you up. Keep reading!


It’s very important to be childish from time to time. Humour is an integral part of it. Good jokes help us to relax and communicate with each other. The shorter joke is, the easier it’s to remember. Short funny jokes tell you an entire story in just a few hilarious words. That’s what we need with our fast rhythm of life.

If you like «knock-knock» or simple short jokes, continue reading as you will find some just for you among these 25 best two-line jokes.



What’s your favourite two-line joke? Write it in the comment.


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97 Comments
Thomas Begeng
What do Atila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?........same middle name....
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Feb 22, 2019 7:19PM
Chrissy Krainock Luders
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
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Mar 23, 2019 5:55PM
granny2be@mazzola.net
Why don’t Chinese people have phone books? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, they are afraid they might wing the wong number.
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Mar 26, 2020 10:57AM
debdeane
Why can't you trust an atom? It makes up everything.
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Apr 23, 2020 10:58AM
Robert Improta
Good groaners!🤔🙄😲😄🤣
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Oct 4, 2021 4:34PM
Pierre Poirier
The mime joke was the best
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Oct 3, 2021 5:40PM
Sue Grayson
Some were more than two lines. One was even four! Have to say I've heard funnier jokes.
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Sep 3, 2021 8:38AM
catmom
I liked #12 & #3.
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Aug 30, 2021 9:02PM
clgw
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done. 😏
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Jan 22, 2021 7:55PM
Linda Spreng
CottonC, Now that one was in the quiz.
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Nov 28, 2020 5:48PM
Diane Smith
When the king told the court jester if he made any more puns he was going to be hung the jester said, “No noose is good noose.” and died gladly.
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Nov 28, 2020 5:05PM
Jeff Johnston
Painful... not even a smirk out of me!
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Jun 30, 2020 5:33PM
granny2be@mazzola.net
When the duck went to the department store to buy lipstick. What did she tell the salesperson? Put it on my bill.
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Apr 29, 2020 5:41PM
Kamala
What's green and smells like orange paint? Green paint.
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Apr 13, 2020 7:11PM
Carol Butler
The kid asked, "How does that anti-matter space gun work?" Dad answered, "It doesn't matter."
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Mar 18, 2020 2:49AM
deborahpmercer
I told my cat I was going to teach him how to talk. He asked "Me - How?"
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Jan 20, 2020 5:56AM
Madhuri Agarwal
The best!!
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Jan 6, 2020 9:06PM

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